Attention older boat owners.
Inspector Gnasher of the Yard
The only place from which we have not had reports of this nature is Dunrobbin Sailing Club. We coppers will be looking to the top brass for new leads(?!).
Reminds me of the news stories of the theft of Viagra by "hardened criminals"
Or the item about the chemist's shop which was completely stripped of stock by burglars of all but hair gel and condoms. The police are looking for a gang of bald Catholics.
Took Viagra once, got stuck in my throat, had a stiff neck for weeks.
Or perhaps the man who was painting his kitchen ceiling when he fell off his step ladder and was overcome with emulsion.
Must be time to look at the date
It's after midday, so you're all safe now.
mmm...riveting topic this!!