Crime Watch

01/04/2010 07:59:37
Attention older boat owners.
01/04/2010 08:59:42
Inspector Gnasher of the Yard
The only place from which we have not had reports of this nature is Dunrobbin Sailing Club. We coppers will be looking to the top brass for new leads(?!).

01/04/2010 10:12:14
old fart
Reminds me of the news stories of the theft of Viagra by "hardened criminals"

01/04/2010 10:23:28
Garry R
Or the item about the chemist's shop which was completely stripped of stock by burglars of all but hair gel and condoms.  The police are looking for a gang of bald Catholics.

01/04/2010 10:40:17
Took Viagra once, got stuck in my throat, had a stiff neck for weeks.

01/04/2010 10:51:21
Ancient Geek
Or perhaps the man who was painting his kitchen ceiling when he fell off his step ladder and was overcome with emulsion.

01/04/2010 10:53:34
Must be time to look at the date

01/04/2010 13:03:28
It's after midday, so you're all safe now.

02/04/2010 08:50:42
mmm...riveting topic this!!


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