Pissed as a fart! Driving! Being followed by the fuzz! And getting away with it???? Answers on a postcard please!!

I suspect this thread may be dangerously libelous and offensive...

Suggest removal.

Not at all! Dan the Man will back me up on this one! PS Cryptic Question was asked??? 
Shoreham Shandy for me please!! Allllleeeeezzzzz!!!!!!