[G] Being a pirate is all fun and games,Till somebody loses an [D] ear; It drips down your neck, and it falls on the deck. Till someone shouts out, “Oy, what’s this [G] ‘ere?” You can’t wear your glasses, nor chat up the lasses, Your friends have to [G7] shout so you’ll [C] hear; Being a pirate is [G] all fun and games, till [D] somebody loses an [G] ear.
But [C] it’s all part, of being a [G] pirate (a pirate) You can’t be a [D] pirate, with all of your [G] parts;
[C] It’s all part, of being a [G] pirate (a pirate) You can’t be a [D] pirate, with all of your [G] parts.
[G] Being a pirate is all fun and games,Till somebody loses an [D] eye; It stings like the blazes, it makes you pull faces, You can’t let your mates see you [G] cry. A dashing black patch will cover the hatch, And make sure that the [G7] socket stays [C] dry; Being a pirate is [G] all fun and games,Till [D] somebody loses an [G] eye. Chorus
[G] Being a pirate is all fun and games, Till somebody loses a [D] hand; It spurts and it squirts and it jolly well hurts, Pain only a pirate could [G] stand.
The fash’nable look is a nice metal hook, But now you can’t [G7] play in the [C] band; Being a pirate is [G] all fun and games, Till [D] Somebody loses a [G] hand. Chorus
[G] Being a pirate is all fun and games, Till somebody loses a [D] leg; It hurts like the dickens, your pace never quickens, Hopping around on a [G] peg.
Ask your sweetheart to marry, too long you’ve tarried, ‘Cause now you can’t [G7] kneel down and [C] beg; Being a pirate is [G] all fun and games, till [D] somebody loses a [G] leg. Chorus
[G] Being a pirate is all fun and games, Till somebody loses a [D] head; It falls with a thud and is covered in blood, And your beard is all sticky and [G] red. You cant comb your hair, cos your heads over there, But besides that by [G7] now you’d be [C] dead; Being a pirate is [G] all fun and games, Till [D] Somebody loses a [G] hea