Attention older boat owners. http://www.yachtsandyachting.com/news/?article=151061 |
The only place from which we have not had reports of this nature is Dunrobbin Sailing Club. We coppers will be looking to the top brass for new leads(?!). |
Reminds me of the news stories of the theft of Viagra by "hardened criminals" |
Or the item about the chemist's shop which was completely stripped of stock by burglars of all but hair gel and condoms. The police are looking for a gang of bald Catholics. |
Took Viagra once, got stuck in my throat, had a stiff neck for weeks. |
Or perhaps the man who was painting his kitchen ceiling when he fell off his step ladder and was overcome with emulsion. |
Must be time to look at the date |
It's after midday, so you're all safe now. |
mmm...riveting topic this!! |