BANG!!!!!!

God - "Well you dinghy sailors have got your water"

Dinghy sailor - "Yes, but it's very dark"

God - "Tomorrow, I'll let there be light!!"

Dinghy sailor - "What about a clubhouse - that would be heavenly?"

God - "Firmament is Day 2"

Dinghy sailor "But where do we launch from?"

God - "The land is due on day 3"

Dinghy sailor - "We're pretty keen on sunshine"

God - "On the list for Day 4"

Dinghy sailor - "A bit of wild life to watch in the flat calms would be grand"

God - "Sorted - Day 5 - (demanding lot these sailors)"

Dinghy sailor - "Any chance of a crew?"

God - "Ah yes the creeping creatures of the earth - almost forgot - day 6"

Dinghy sailor - "Any chance of doing Race Officer or Rescue Boat cover?"

God - "Sorry Day 7 - that's my day off - besides your varnish isn't dry yet, your buoyancy isn't up to spec, the halyards are frayed, and the bailers are leaking. You've had a whole week to get on with it after all"

Dinghy sailor - "I was getting on fine until you made woman and now she wants me to cut the grass, look after the kids, go shopping, wash the car ........"

God - "Sorry!! Honestly - some people think I'm perfect"!!