Hoax warnings don't usually scare me, but this one is important.
 
If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey and then asks you to show them your bum, DO NOT show them your bum. This is a scam; they just want to see your bum.
 
I wish I'd got this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap.

I posted this message on the forum 6 months ago, so you should have known already...

you must be a natural builder

Liam/Dalby/Ross stop posting messages unsing my pseudonyms, or if you do atleast make them funny!

Not me!

ATTENTION ALEX!!  

ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE.     

YOU WILL BE SAFE, I'M JUST EMAILING TO SAY GOODBYE

OK this isn't funny - who's posting in my name?

Not me!