See the "Quote of the day" on the BBC page!

If the EU get their way yacht varnish will only be able to be made in the town of Yacht, like Melton Mowbray pies.

So the inhabitants of Merlin farm, near Trenance Cornwall, will see a sudden influx of boatbuilders?  

Shame about Rocket.

At least the gift wrapping on your new purchase will be able to legimately use the phrase ' May contain nuts '