Re Cover picture on magazine

To the person with the bitchy e-mails (I will not answer the phone)

No the front-end girl and I had not had a punch up or a bit of a blue (she likes her space)

Yes that is what the fleet looks like from 56th place

No I can sit out further (if it’s good enough for Al and Gerry Ledger it’s good enough for me)

Yes I am two Bottles of red down (at the moment) but it ain’t over yet

The best bit is, thanks to the sail, you can’t see the tears rolling down my cheeks

Coo...And I thought it was just a great picture

Stick to page three shed bloke!

Err Pete and I are on Page 3, what are you impying Mr Floppy???

Maybe it should be centrefold  or maybe even a popup!
ps my crew says that the page three arses are a lot cuter!!!!!