My Attention has been bought to the finding of a carrier bsg in the foyer of Wembly SC. It contained an empty blister pack of Diocalm, a half empty bottle of Benylin, 6 empty cans of Redbull and an empty pack of Menthol cigarettes. |
Police are looking for a twitching smoker with a sore throat who is suffering from the worst of all combinations, a bad cough and diarrhoea. |
"twitching smoker with a sore throat" - is that a new design? |
please can you post back my friends favourite possessions.... |