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"What do you mean if you lean out the boat doesnt come up flat-Watch this......" |
Mr. Hawkins, I told you getting out of your wheel chair was not a good idea |
Helm to crew: What precisely did you have for lunch? |
Helm to Crew - Weight!!!! |
....darling im just going to read about that rule 42 nonsense - im sure i tucked the rule book back here behind the buoyancy bag. Damned cant find it - lets tack and ill have a look on the other side. |
Situation: Helm (sitting to leward) has tucked tiller extension up inside crew's trousers. |
there's a wasp in my drysuit Ow! Ow! Ow! |
Thursday 2nd April, at 7.30. seminar on rule 42 at Tamesis! |
cooor that was a wet one! |
PERRY!! ITS A FLOATER!!!! |
"Darling are you sure you're only 8 1/2 stone ?" |
..........Yes I see the rulebook now it's stuck ! A few more tacks & gybes should shake it out.........look DV's got his rule book stuck too......" |
And this is how an Enterprise sailor might do it... |
d'ya have to do this wiv a jacko mast? |
Darling your technique is simply exquisite... |
toe strap! TOE STRAP! |
One ,two, three and PUMP! |
Do I look as ugly as an Enterprise helm |