Well I would just like to say thank you for everyone for making me feel very welcome when I came down to Salcome..... (well what I can remeber of it!!)

However...after a night out with you lot I seem to be a few grand lighter... and can compete in some ball and chain thingy and I have to dress up in a slap and tickle outfit!!??

I am going to shoreham with Jamie Stewart in the new boat so bring on the table football and bitter!!

Looking forward to seeing you all there.... Matt

Dont worry matt we will look after you, being almost family after all!!

Thank you darling..... I am worried...its Jamies birthday too.....  Dam and blast there mey be trouble ahead!!!!!

Does Jamie know you have just broadcast that killer bit of information on the merlin forum! The poor boy! No army boys this time to take him home!

Ummm...Didn't think of that...never mind...It be alright he's from up North!!!