When you’re setting off on a nice long drive and your really tired after a week of boozing and sailing.  For example Salcombe to Shoreham last Saturday……

Don’t fill your brother’s diesel car with petrol, and then tow your Merlin for a few miles until it stops.  It’s not fast!!!

Better luck this Sunday.

Is that Alcoholics Anonymous or the Automobile Association?

Generalee speaking the former

Sounds like an Andrews type trick!!