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Topic : New Virulent Virus 2006 a warning

WARNING Dangerous new Virus
January 2006

There is a new and virulent virus circulating. It is called "WORK." If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss,or from anyone else, do not touch it under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely. Ruins your sailing its only benefit is less time with the kids!If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two friends and go straight to the nearest pub. Order drinks immediately and after three rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely deleted from your brain.If you don’t drink, check out TGI Fridays Hot Fudge Brownie Supreme! Chocolate is a good substitute! Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends.
Should you realize you do not have five friends, this means you are already infected by this virus and WORK already controls your life. If this is the case, go to the nearest pub and stay until you make at least five friends. I think I have five friends, but I am not entirely positive, so I’m headed for the pub anyway...it never hurts to be safe.


Posted: 04/01/2006 11:45:45
By: Ancient Geek
Ah,work, the scourge of the drinking classes..........


Posted: 05/01/2006 13:52:14
By: Ben 3451
I nearly got a dose of it today but thankfully it seems to have passed for this year!


Posted: 05/01/2006 13:56:16
By: Garry R
I made a new years resolution to do more work at work, but 2 days in and I'm already slipping.


Posted: 05/01/2006 15:55:36
By: Mags

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